Me to Chris after coming home from the flea market: You're pooped and we haven't even had sex!
Duke overhears and says: Ew. Are you kidding me?
( I leave it alone but am laughing thinking he's talking about sex - 3 minutes later... )
Duke: You are so disgusting.
Me: What are you talking about?
Duke: You said poop. Something about pooped?
Me: I meant pooped as in exhausted.
Duke: Oh, I need to go poop.
Well played my dear child, well played.
Labels: 6 year olds, Exhausted, Poop, Pooped, Sex Talk, Things Duke Says